When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.
Late night reading
- Me: It's getting pretty late. I should probably go to bed.
- Book: But there's only a little over a hundred pages left...
- Me: Can't argue with that. Let's do this.
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
I will stick to my belief that noted marijuana consumer Carl Sagan was wicked stoned when he came up with this how not to science explanation.
Am I the only one who wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson’s How Not To Science in the Cosmo reboot?
I finished Desert Bluffs Khoshekh, just in time to sent one of them to go and live in the USA.
Which one is which? Nobody knows. They do seem to like each other, which might answer the question of how on earth Khoshekh managed to have kittens when he’s stuck floating in the men’s bathroom.
(Pattern is Octopuss by Jill Watt, and can be purchased here.)
I’m going to suspend him from a wire in my bathroom, see if I don’t.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god